In which our heroes discuss The Boy Who Lived and the wizarding world way, way too much. SPOILER ALERT: "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" and many others "Potter" books spoiled at great lengths.

In which our heroes marvel at a canine onanist and other dog oddities, dissect barf-jobs, dream of seeing how Cheerios are made, expose the dirty secrets behind the Twinkie and the McDonald's shake, and spend a long time discussing the Twenty Most Bizarre Experiments ever conducted.

In which, after too long an absence, Mos finally returns... and has his heterosexuality repeatedly called into question. Also: a contest!

In which a special guest fills in for one of our heroes, prompting a heavy bout of reminiscences about what kind of purchases can set off parental fisticuffs, how metal is metal, what it means to be man-friends in Jersey, and saying goodbye to 42nd Street - all of which is interjected by a discussion of nature's most evil arachnid.

In which our heroes spend an unhealthy amount of time deconstructing a Rankin Bass classic, do a "Midnight Express" with a pre-street-date DVD, kill a franchise, lament the loss of holiday-programming luster, fail to enjoy adolescent keggers, get the blues at a strip club, miss opportunities to smoke on campus, have their bagged-and-boarded books threatened, and explore the thickest, strongest apron strings in central Jersey.

In which the manager of a comic book emporium and a Canadian infamous for overstatement join forces with a newly-minted senior citizen to discuss past mistakes and the fallout of waging body parts, robotic scat games, hipping-up that which doesn't require hipping-up, a drug-free "Underdog", lying to customers, unlikely music to shop/screw to, the average length of straight sex vs. gay sex, and wax rhapsodic about one of the greatest action-movies-starring-a-guy-who-later-went-bat-sh-- ever made.

The re-return of the distaff, in which our heroes discuss Canadian lockdown & toilet hijinks, reminisce about coming for the first time and losing it in a small town, get all "Sex And The City", cross the point of no return, make note of body types and what city is best for them, decry the bane that is Star Tours, discuss how many kinds of wonderful the "Simpsons" premiere was, and find new lines to cross.

The return of the distaff, in which our heroes talk about the likelihood of running into former intimates at ComiCon, the bending of the space/time continuum in an effort to bed a younger version of your spouse, why divorce is not an option, inappropriate hugging of the famous, Marion Ravenwood: gender traitor, shame-shorts, insecurities both founded and unfounded, middle-aged proms, the world wide hairshirt, and Shecky...

In which the patriarchy is restored and our heroes discuss a wide range of topics like Flushable Moist Wipes, the triumphant advent of Flushable Moist Wipes, the historical significance of Flushable Moist Wipes, dry corncobs vs. Flushable Moist Wipes, magic ice boxes vs. Flushable Moist Wipes, and "Heroes".

In which the sausage party is crashed by a sausage patty, the feminine touch is heavily felt throughout, a de facto marriage counseling session ensues, uncomfortable sexual revelations are made, and made, and made some more.