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Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 111: Heaven Must Have Sent Mewes

Editor — Wed, 22 May 2013 05:24:13 +0000

Make me love Mewes more each day, in your arms I wanna stay (Recorded live at the House of Blues, Boston, MA on 4/24/2013.)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 110: Don't Stop 'Til Mewes Get Enough

Editor — Thu, 16 May 2013 03:54:59 +0000

Keep on with the force don't stop. Don't stop 'til Mewes get enough (Recorded live at the Best Buy Theater, New York, NY on 4/23/2013.)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 109: Because of Mewes

Editor — Thu, 09 May 2013 04:40:44 +0000

It's just a place in the sun where our love's begun. I miss Mewes, yes I miss Mewes baby, oh yeah. (Recorded live at the Tarrytown Music Hall, Tarrytown, NY on 4/22/2013.)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 108: Bad Case of Lovin' Mewes

Editor — Thu, 02 May 2013 07:59:12 +0000

Doctor, doctor give me the news, I've got a bad case of lovin' Mewes. No pill's gonna cure my ill. I've got a bad case of lovin' Mewes. (Recorded live at the DC Warner Theater in Washington, DC 04/21/2013)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 107: I Will Remember Mewes

Editor — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:29:05 +0000

I will remember Mewes. Will Mewes remember me? Don't let your life pass Mewes by. (Recorded live at the Center Stage Theatre in Atlanta, GA 04/20/2013)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 106: I Just Called to Say I Love Mewes

Editor — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 17:04:00 +0000

I just called to say I love Mewes, I just called to say how much I care. (Recorded live at the Laugh Factory, Los Angeles, CA 03/20/2013)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 105: The Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie Infomercial

Editor — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 07:38:46 +0000

Discover the not-so secret history of Jay's sobriety project: the animated feature film JAY & SILENT BOB'S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE! Hear all about this sassy, sexy sixty nine thousand dollar flick and then hear the trailer!

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 104: Keep On Loving Mewes

Editor — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 04:57:52 +0000

And I'm gonna keep on loving Mewes, cause it's the only thing I wanna do I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on loving Mewes. (Recorded live at the Laugh Factory, Los Angeles, CA 02/20/2013)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 103: What I Like About Mewes

Editor — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:35:12 +0000

What I like about Mewes, Mewes hold me tight. (The POTcast, recorded live at the Boulder Theater, Boulder, CO 02/01/2013)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 102: I'll Still Be Loving Mewes

Editor — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 07:12:53 +0000

Changing my life with your love has been so easy for Mewes. And I'm amazed every day and I'll need Mewes. (Recorded live at the FLC Community Concert Hall, Durango, CO 01/31/2013)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 101: Mewes Got Lucky

Editor — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:31:07 +0000

Mewes put a hand on my cheek, and then Mewes turned your eyes away. (Recorded live at the Laugh Factory, Los Angeles, CA 01/23/2013)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 100: Every Breath Mewes Take

Editor — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 05:54:21 +0000

Every breath Mewes take. Every move Mewes make. Every bond Mewes break, every step Mewes take, I'll be watching Mewes. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 12/22/2012)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 99: I Melt With Mewes

Editor — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 09:01:06 +0000

I'll stop the world and melt with Mewes. Mewes've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time. There's nothing Mewes and I won't do. I'll stop the world and melt with Mewes. (Recorded live at the Myer Horowitz Theatre, Edmonton, AB 12/2/2012)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 98: Mewes Should Hear How She Talks About Mewes

Editor — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 06:26:43 +0000

Mewes should hear how she talks about Mewes, Mewes should hear what she says. She says she would be lost without Mewes, she's half out of her head. (Recorded live at the Ridgefield Playhouse, Ridgefield, CT 11/08/2012)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 97: Where Are Mewes Now?

Editor — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 07:11:42 +0000

Where are Mewes now? Is someone there tonight Holding what was mine? Where are Mewes now? Do you wonder where I am, Are Mewes really feelin' fine? (Recorded live at the The Fillmore Charlotte in Charlotte, NC, 11/11/ 2012)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 96: Crazy for Mewes

Editor — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 20:43:32 +0000

I'm crazy for Mewes. Touch me once and Mewes'll know it's true. I never wanted any one like this. It's all brand new. Mewes'll feel it in my kiss. I'm crazy for Mewes. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, Los Angeles, 10/26/2012)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 95: Do Mewes Believe in Love

Editor — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 05:43:07 +0000

Do Mewes believe in love? Do Mewes believe it's true? Do Mewes believe in love? Oh Mewes can bet I believe it too. (Recorded live at the Fillmore Theater, Silver Springs, MD 10/16/2012)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 94: Do What Mewes Do

Editor — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 06:24:49 +0000

Why don't Mewes do what Mewes do when Mewes did what Mewes did to me. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, Los Angeles, 9/1/2012)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 93: Don't Mewes Want Me

Editor — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 15:11:43 +0000

Don't, don't Mewes want me? Mewes know I can't believe it when I hear that Mewes won't see me. Don't, don't you Mewes me? Mewes know I don't believe Mewes when Mewes say that Mewes don't need me. (Recorded live at the Fan Expo Canada, Toronto, 8/24/2012)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 92: I Can Dream About Mewes

Editor — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 17:43:07 +0000

I don't understand it, I can't keep my mind off loving Mewes. Oooh, now baby, I'm caught up in the magic that I see in Mewes. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 6/24/2011)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 91: Mewes Dropped a Bomb on Me

Editor — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 15:02:52 +0000

Mewes turned me out, then Mewes turned me on.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 90: I Still Want Mewes

Editor — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 18:10:54 +0000

Seasons change and lessons get learned. It's been a while but my heart burns. It said, I still want Mewes. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 6/3/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 89: I'll Always Love Mewes

Editor — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 21:14:32 +0000

I'll always love Mewes, for the rest of my days. Mewes have won my heart and my soul, with your sweet, sexy ways. (Recorded live at the Alamo Draft House in San Antonio, TX 3/12/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 88: Mewes Belong to the City

Editor — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 05:31:18 +0000

'Cause Mewes belong to the city, Mewes belong to the night. Livin' in a river of darkness beneath the neon lights. (Recorded live at Studio 35 in Columbus, OH 5/17/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 87: Miss Mewes Like Crazy

Editor — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 17:31:10 +0000

I miss Mewes like crazy, I miss Mewes like crazy. No matter what I say or do, there's just no getting over Mewes. (Recorded live at the Enmore Theatre in Sydney, Australia 4/20/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 86: Will Mewes Still Love Me?

Editor — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 20:52:39 +0000

Will Mewes still love me for the rest of my life? 'Cause I can't go on. No, I can't go on… I can't go on if I'm on my own. (Recorded live at the Albuquerque Comic Expo on 6/9/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 85: It Might Be Mewes

Editor — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 14:19:18 +0000

Something's telling me it might be Mewes. Yeah, it's telling me it must be Mewes, and I'm feeling it'll just be Mewes, all of my life. (Recorded live at the Madison Theater in Covington, KY on 5/18/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 84: When I See Mewes Smile

Editor — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 05:10:44 +0000

Sometimes I wonder how I'd ever make it through, through this world without having Mewes. I just wouldn't have a clue. (Recorded live at the Enmore Theatre in Sydney, Australia 4/23/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 83: Mewes Can Do Magic

Editor — Wed, 30 May 2012 19:01:18 +0000

Mewes can have anything that Mewes desireâ€¦ Magic! (Recorded live at Thebarton Theatre in Adelaide, Australia 4/28/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 82: Need Mewes Tonight

Editor — Wed, 23 May 2012 06:46:26 +0000

All Mewes got is this moment, twenty-first century's yesterday. Mewes can care all you want. Everybody does yeah that's okayâ€¦ (Recorded live at the Palais Theatre in Melbourne, Australia 4/26/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 81: Mewes Got the Look

Editor — Wed, 16 May 2012 06:22:48 +0000

Mewes got the look, Mewes got me hooked, shor-nuff do be cooking in my book. (Recorded live at The Tivoli Theatre in Brisbane, Australia 4/19/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 80: Mewes Thought

Editor — Wed, 09 May 2012 04:55:34 +0000

Mewes came through in a zoot suit, pin stripe lookin' too cute. (Recorded live at The Astor Theatre in Perth, Australia 4/18/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 79: It Ain's Mewes

Editor — Wed, 02 May 2012 04:06:47 +0000

I've been searchin' all over for someone I can tell my troubles to. Searchin' all the wide world over. Is it Mewes, is it Mewes. (Recorded live at the Emerald City Comic-Con in Seattle, Washington 4/1/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 78: Mewes Must Have Been A Beautiful Baby

Editor — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 04:55:21 +0000

I can see the judges' eyes as they handed Mewes the prize. (Recorded live at the Watseka Theatre in Watseka, Illinois 3/30/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 77: Why Can't I Have Mewes

Editor — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:29:37 +0000

A carousel up and down, just like Mewes. (Recorded live at the Redford Theatre in Detroit, Michigan 4/13/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 76: May Mewes Never

Editor — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 07:52:11 +0000

May Mewes never lay his head down without a hand to hold. May Mewes never make his bed out in the cold. (Recorded live at the Festival Theatre in Edinburgh, Scotland 2/19/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 75: Mewes Gotta Be

Editor — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 04:14:36 +0000

Mewes gotta be bad, Mewes gotta be bold, Mewes gotta be wiser. Mewes gotta be hard, Mewes gotta be tough, Mewes gotta be stronger. (Recorded live at the Hard Rock Live in Orlando, Florida 3/16/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 74: Texas Was Mewes

Editor — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 05:40:40 +0000

A heartache I'm still trying to get through. Texas was Mewes. (Recorded live at the House Of Blues in Dallas, Texas 3/13/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 73: Mewes Got A Friend

Editor — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 06:10:12 +0000

Close your eyes and think of me and soon I will be there. (Recorded live at the Carolina Theater in Durham, North Carolina 3/15/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 72: To Be With Mewes

Editor — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 05:02:01 +0000

I'm the one who wants to be with Mewes. Deep inside I hope you'll feel it too. (Recorded live at Fargo Theatre in Fargo, North Dakota 3/6/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 71: Ive Gotta Get A Message To Mewes

Editor — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 09:23:03 +0000

Well I laughed but that didn't hurt. And it's only Mewes' love that keeps me wearing this dirt. (Recorded live at Vicar Street in Dublin, Ireland 2/22/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 70: How Can Mewes Mend A Broken Heart

Editor — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 01:17:17 +0000

How can Mewes stop the rain from falling down? How can Mewes stop the sun from shining? What makes the world go round? (Recorded live at Vicar Street in Dublin, Ireland 2/21/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 69: She's Got Mewes

Editor — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 06:40:31 +0000

I've got Mewes memory, or has it got me? I really don't know, but I know it won't let me be. (Recorded live at the O2 Apollo in Manchester, United Kingdom 2/17/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 68: I'm Looking Through Mewes

Editor — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 05:43:27 +0000

I'm looking through Mewes - Where did you go? I thought I knew Mewes - What did I know? (Recorded live at the Scotiabank Theatre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada 2/2/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 67: Call Mewes Cowboy

Editor — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 01:31:04 +0000

Branded by the land. Befriended by the wind. Mewes may never pass this way again. Kevin and Jason watch MALLRATS and reflect. (Recorded live at the Alamo Drafthouse in Houston, TX 1/6/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 66: Can't Get Enough Of Mewes Baby

Editor — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:10:33 +0000

When Mewes had to go, I hated the thought. I always wish the night was twice as long.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 65: Everything About Mewes

Editor — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:06:14 +0000

Let's just take it real slow. Forget about the clock that's tick-tick-ticking. (Recorded live at Stand Up Live in Phoenix, AZ 1/12/12)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 64: Mewes Can't Do That

Editor — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:29:36 +0000

Well itâ€™s the second time Iâ€™ve caught Mewes talkin' to him. Do I have to tell Mewes one more time I think itâ€™s a sin? (Recorded live at the McDougall United Church in Edmonton, Canada 12/8/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 63: Mewes Had Time

Editor — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 04:21:00 +0000

Mewes is a china shop and I am a bull. Mewes is really good food and I am full. (Recorded live at the Odeon Events Centre in Saskatoon, Canada 12/10/11) (PLEASE NOTE: The last 20 minutes of this episode suffered from a glitch in the recording, and are presented in the best possible form under the circumstances)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 62: Never Say Mewes Can't

Editor — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:03:00 +0000

Mewes taught me everything I know, and 'til this day it shows, he was more than just a friend. (Recorded live at the Burton Cummings Theatre in Winnipeg, Canada 12/11/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 61: Praise Mewes

Editor — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 05:55:57 +0000

We've come a long long way together, through the hard times and the good. (Recorded live at The Spatz Theatre in Halifax, Canada 12/12/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 60: What Was It Mewes Wanted

Editor — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 04:58:19 +0000

What was it Mewes wanted? Tell me again so I'll know whatâ€™s happening in there. Whatâ€™s going on in your show. (Recorded live at The Vogue in Vancouver, Canada 12/7/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 59: Mewes Keeps Me Hangin' On

Editor — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 13:37:10 +0000

Red State is discussed passionately. With Jay.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 58: Mewes Don't Know How It Feels

Editor — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 13:16:25 +0000

Let me get to the point - let's roll another joint and turn the radio loud. (Recorded live at the Belly Up Tavern in Solana Beach, California 11/22/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 57: Mewes Don't Own Me

Editor — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:46:22 +0000

Mewes don't own me, don't say I can't go with other boys. (Recorded live at The Coach House in San Juan Capistrano, California 11/18/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 56: Everybody Loves Mewes Now

Editor — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 15:13:10 +0000

Baby all the lights are turned on Mewes. Now you're in the center of the stage. Everything revolves on what you do. Ah, you are in your prime, you've come of age. (Recorded live at the Hard Rock Cafe in Las Vegas, Nevada 11/4/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 55: I Only Have Eyes For Mewes

Editor — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 08:04:56 +0000

My love must be a kind of blind love. I can't see anyone but Mewes. (Recorded live at the Castro Theatre, San Francisco, California 10/28/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 54: Mewes Might Think

Editor — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 07:41:24 +0000

Mewes might think it's foolish, or maybe it's untrue. Mewes might think I'm crazy, but all I want is Mewes. (Recorded live at the IGN Theater at New York Comic-Con, New York, New York 10/14/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 53: Mewes And I Both

Editor — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 23:38:38 +0000

Was it you who spoke the words that things would happen but not to me. Oh things are gonna happen naturally. (Recorded live at The Cout Basie Theater, Red Bank, New Jersey 10/8/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 52: Oh, Mewes Pretty Things

Editor — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 00:07:08 +0000

Don't you know you're driving your Mamas and Papas insane? (Recorded live at The Wilbur Theatre, Boston, Massachusetts 10/7/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 51: Like To Get To Know Mewes

Editor — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 19:21:08 +0000

Yes, I would like to get to know Mewes, if I could.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 50: Found Out About Mewes

Editor — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 21:23:27 +0000

Whispers at the bus stop. I heard about nights out in the school yard. I found out about Mewes. (Recorded live at the Mayo Performing Arts Center in Morristown, NJ 4/29/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 49: Mad About Mewes

Editor — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 22:03:50 +0000

Something 'bout Mewes right here beside me touches the touched part of me like i can't believe. (Recorded live at the Harris Theater in Chicago, IL 5/4/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 48: Mewes Send Me

Editor — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 22:00:08 +0000

Honest, you do. Honest, you do. Honest, you do.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 47: Mewes And I

Editor — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 22:50:18 +0000

It's been a long time since I came around. Been a long time but I'm back in town. This time I'm not leaving without you. (Recorded live at the Hard Rock Cafe in Las Vegas, Nevada 8/13/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 46: A Better Version Of Mewes

Editor — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 21:06:36 +0000

Hey, little man, get up out of bed and wipe all the sleep from those eyes. I know that it's late, but we just couldn't wait to tell you our big new surprise. (Recorded live at the Hard Rock Cafe in Las Vegas, Nevada 8/12/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 45: Getting To Know Mewes

Editor — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 18:25:42 +0000

As a teacher I've been learning - You'll forgive me if I boast - And I've now become an expert on the subject I like most.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 44: Mewes Got Me Hummin'

Editor — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 03:33:20 +0000

I don't know what Mewes got but it's getting to me. It makes my cold nights hot. Hot chills just go right through me.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 43: Mewes Really Got Me

Editor — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 21:44:29 +0000

Mewes got me so I don't know what I'm doin'. Yeah, Mewes really got me now. Mewes got me so I can't sleep at night. (Recorded live at the House Of Blues in San Diego, California 7/22/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 42: I Put A Spell On Mewes

Editor — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 20:28:28 +0000

You hear me? I put a spell on Mewes. Because you're mine.

Jay’s Pubes (Video)

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Drunk Guy Story (Video)

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Kevin Watching Sex (Video)

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Smack Fucking (Video)

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Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 41: Mewes Oughta Know

Editor — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 04:20:38 +0000

Mewes, Mewes, Mewes oughta know. (Recorded live at The Pabst Theater, Milwaukee, Wisconsin 5/3/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 40: We Will Rock Mewes

Editor — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 04:19:33 +0000

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 39: I Will Take Mewes There

Editor — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 04:18:10 +0000

If only I could find a place where smiling strangers knew our faces, I would take Mewes there.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 38: I'm Happy Just To Dance With Mewes

Editor — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 04:16:30 +0000

I don't need to hug or hold Mewes tight. I just want to dance with Mewes all night. (Recorded live at The Midland, Kansas City, Missouri 5/2/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 37: Let Us Act Sneak Preview

Editor — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 04:15:38 +0000

Straight from PODDAMMIT! Hear Jason Mewes become an Ewok as the audience gets in on the act!

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 36: If It Makes Mewes Happy

Editor — Thu, 26 May 2011 04:14:20 +0000

I come round, around the hard way. Bring Mewes comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread. SPECIAL GUEST: MISS SVETLANA

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 35: Mewes Got It

Editor — Wed, 25 May 2011 04:13:07 +0000

Anything Mewes wants, Mewes got it. Anything Mewes needs, Mewes got it. Anything at all, Mewes got it. Baby!

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 34: Only Mewes

Editor — Wed, 18 May 2011 01:11:05 +0000

Only Mewes can make this world seem right. Only Mewes can make the darkness bright. (Recorded live at the Ulster Performing Arts Center in Kingston, New York 4/30/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 33: It's All About Mewes

Editor — Wed, 11 May 2011 04:08:05 +0000

Yes Mewes makes my life worthwhile, so I told Mewes with a smile... It's all about Mewes.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 32: Can Mewes Feel The Love Tonight

Editor — Tue, 03 May 2011 04:07:04 +0000

It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer that we got this far.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 31: Mewes Decorated My Life

Editor — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 04:05:40 +0000

Mewes decorated my life, created a world where dreams are a part.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 30: Mewes Got The Touch

Editor — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 04:04:47 +0000

When all hell's breakin' loose Mewes'll be riding the eye of the storm.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 29: Something About The Way Mewes Looks Tonight

Editor — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 04:03:32 +0000

I can't explain but it's something about the way Mewes looks tonight. Takes my breath away. (Recorded live at the Carnegie Libray Music Hall in Munhall, Pennsylvania 4/1/11)

Get Old 4/8/11 (Video)

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Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 28: Mewes May Be Right

Editor — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 04:02:24 +0000

Mewes may be wrong, for all I know, Mewes may be right. (Recorded live at the Hard Rock Live in Orlando, Florida 3/30/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 27: Mewes Spins Me Around (Like a Record)

Editor — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 04:01:19 +0000

Mewes spins me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, right round round round.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 26: I Got Mewes Babe

Editor — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 03:59:16 +0000

I got Mewes to walk with me. I got Mewes to talk with me. (Recorded live at the Warfield Theater in San Francisco, California 3/19/11)

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 25: Mewes Really Got A Hold On Me

Editor — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 03:57:32 +0000

Baby, I love Mewes and all I want Mewes to do is just hold me. Hold me. Hold me. Hold me.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 24: Never Gonna Give Mewes Up

Editor — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 03:56:38 +0000

Never gonna let Mewes down. Never gonna run around and desert Mewes.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 23: Mewes Can't Touch This

Editor — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 03:55:42 +0000

Thank Mewes for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 22: Baby I'm A Want Mewes

Editor — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 03:54:46 +0000

Baby I'm a need Mewes.

Let Us Fuck 2/18/11 (Video)

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Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 21: Baby, It's Mewes

Editor — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 03:52:27 +0000

It's not the way Mewes smiles that touched my heart. It's not the way Mewes kissed that tears me apart.

Let Us Fuck 2/13/11 (Video)

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Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 20: Mewes Gives Love A Bad Name

Editor — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 03:50:35 +0000

Shot through the heart - and you're to blame! Mewes gives love a bad name!

Let Us Fuck 2/4/11 (Video)

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Let Us Fuck 1/28/11 (Video)

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Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 19: Mewes Light Up My Life

Editor — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 03:49:32 +0000

Mewes give me hope to carry on. Mewes light up my days, and fill my nights with song.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 18: Mewes Can Call Me Al

Editor — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 03:47:11 +0000

I can call Mewes "Betty", and Betty when Mewes calls me, Mewes can call me Al.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 17: Something About Mewes

Editor — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 03:41:06 +0000

You know there's something about Mewes, baby. So right. I wouldn't be without Mewes, baby. Tonight.

Let Us Fuck 1/11/11 (Video)

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Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 16: I Wanna Sex Mewes Up

Editor — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 03:39:06 +0000

Come inside. Take off your coat. I'll make Mewes feel at home. (Enhanced with video!)

Let Us Fuck 1/7/11 (Video)

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Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 15: I'll Have A Blue Christmas Without Mewes

Editor — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 03:38:00 +0000

Merry Mewesmas (or Christmewes)!

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 14: Is Mewes Is Or Is Mewes Ain't My Baby

Editor — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 03:36:29 +0000

Maybe baby's found somebody new? Or is my baby still my baby Mewes?

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 13: Knowing Me, Knowing Mewes

Editor — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 03:35:14 +0000

Knowing me, knowing Mewes, it's the best I can do.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 12: Loving Mewes

Editor — Sat, 27 Nov 2010 03:34:17 +0000

Loving Mewes is more then just a dream come true. And everything that I do, is out of loving Mewes.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 11: Nothing Compares To Mewes

Editor — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 03:33:00 +0000

It's been seven hours and fifteen days since Mewes took his love away.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 10: Mewes Shook Me All Night Long

Editor — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 03:32:04 +0000

To celebrate Halloween, the boys dress up. HEAR Jay and Silent Bob in the costumes that made 'em famous.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 9: I Didn't Mean To Turn Mewes On

Editor — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 03:31:05 +0000

I told Mewes twice, I was only trying to be nice, only trying to be nice.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 8: When I'm With Mewes

Editor — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 03:29:46 +0000

I never needed love, like I need Mewes. And I never lived for nobody, but I live for Mewes.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 7: Mewes Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

Editor — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 03:28:30 +0000

Mewes, never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 6: Mewes Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby

Editor — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 03:27:18 +0000

I'll tell Mewes why. But Mewes wouldn't believe me.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 5: Mewes Be Illin'

Editor — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 03:23:56 +0000

The other day around the way I seen Mewes illin' at a party. Drunk as skunk that illin' punk and in his left hand was Bacardi.

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 4: I'll Tumble 4 Mewes

Editor — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 03:22:56 +0000

Mewes acts a baby, Mewes tries to score, Mewes runs from guns for you, and so much more...

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 3: With or Without Mewes

Editor — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 03:20:41 +0000

Slight of hand and twist of fate, on a bed of nails he makes me wait...

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 2: A Mewes Mint

Editor — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 17:26:00 +0000

In the battle for Caste Numbskull, He-Mewes falls to his mortal enemy, Skelehorse!

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 1: Behind the Mewesic

Editor — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:12:38 +0000

Hear harrowing tales of sex, drugs, and snoogans from the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Indie Film.